Who has crapy F'n neighbors?

[jdogg4]

Rant on

I just bought this house in sep. and I hate the people on the east side of me. They are a bunch of crapy a$$ mexicans. Now what would a mexican verison of white trash be called what ever it is this is them. They don't speak english other than sorry and well sorry cause thats all they ever say and the nod of the head thing. They moved in and I thought cool nice truck F150 extended cap tuck nice looking. and a toyota car. with like 2 kids now they have like 6 kids and the getto crused out the truck. they poor a hugh 10 yard by 10 yards pad of concreat in there back yard???? why I don't know. they never use it all they put on it is a kids bike that hasn't been touched sence they moved in and there trash can. They grill all the time but they do it in the garage not outside. even when it's warm. and I have to listen to that god forsaken lacoocaracha music. sounds like mexican polka or something. the kid count keeps growing and growing over there> were there comeing from I don't know. now they have who knows howmany people living there? They keep drive in the mud and dirt on the side of the house to work on the car in the back yard in the dirt when they have a clean driveway to do it in? I day pull it into the garage but there grilling in there. Then the other guy to the other side of me he is from vages and I have only seen him like 3 times in the last few months I wave and he just runs in the house. I think he is in the mob or witness protection agency thing we never see them. O but his dogs I hear them I hear them all the time. ALL THE TIME!!!!!. I love dogs but dang this is bad. there old looking and I think blind cause they just stand there or sit there on the deck not moving but every little noise sets them off.

I just moved in and these people suck.

rant off.

[thejeepingoat]

shoulda met the neighbors, lol, im mexican, and i know the kind you are speakin of, i dont get it either.....every race has their "trash"....and i am willing to bed its extended family that moved in with them....
-goat

[jdogg4]

Ya thats has to be were there coming from. Greeley has a large # of hispanics and others that are and aren't citizens. I have the white trash version next to me. There are a few others on the block but there not like the ones next to me.

[pandora]

I have these white trash neighbors that have 5 vehicles sitting in their driveway and only like 2 run.. of course none have a muffler..lol The mother posted a sign at the end of the driveway, says "Don't park near or in Driveway" that is in marker on poster board.. so faded now you can hardly read it.. This summer they had a freakin gutted lawnmower in the front yard as a planter adorned with white gravel around it!! They tore the shingles off their garage a year ago, still has blue tarps hanging around off it... the father just got picked up for a DUI and of course hes still driving around.. They are only like 40 years old and they have daughters that have 6-7 year old kids.. geezz its bad... lmao

[TJMagoo]

Get this...my neighbors are dead :D No joke. I live across the street from a cemetary. They are the best neighbors to have. Don't complain about a thing :*

PS- jdogg4-Didn't we have the talk about using swear words with the symbols...a$$ (edited your post to reflect this) ;)

[jdogg4]

Get this...my neighbors are dead :D No joke. I live across the street from a cemetary. They are the best neighbors to have. Don't complain about a thing :*

PS- jdogg4-Didn't we have the talk about using swear words with the symbols...a$$ (edited your post to reflect this) ;)

opps sorry about that one. I was a little heated when I posted that one. If you couldn't have noticed from the poor spelling and grammer.

I'll watch it. :D

[Joker®]

A few years back, when living inside the city limits, we had to put put up with a lot of crazies for neighbors. We had to draw the line when they started butchering livestock in they're backyard :evil:

[thejeepingoat]

would u mind if it was a cabrito i slaughtered to bbq, and had invited you? lol, only done it once, but hey it happens
-goat

[Blupupher]

White trash is white trash regardless of race.
As for grilling in the garage, my mexican neighbors on both sides of me do it. Must be a cultural thing. One has a little subaru Justy that is about 15 yrs old and makes a ton of noise (I don't know how he passes inspection) that he starts up at 5am every morning and lets it run for 15 min to warm it up. His driveway is 10 feet from my bedroom window! Grrrr! Other than that they are fine.

[jdogg4]

O these people do strange things. I just hope they don't put an old bathtub halfway into the ground with a statue of mary and turn it into a shrine or something. I could see them doing this.

[berettajeep]

I live in a town home,which is,unfortunetly,a trailer park without wheels :( .White trash everywhere :( :( I cant wait to escape this H - E - Double hockey sticks :D .

[LeadFoot]

I'm glad my closest neighbor is about 1000ft away. :D

[deadpedal]

I'm still rolling after reading about the horror story gutted lawnmower-planter that Pandora was talking about.

Up here it's half-buried claw-footed bathtubs in front yards to protect (get this) concrete Virgin Mary statues. They have these things turned on end and buried so they look like some sort of cute little shrine. It kinda goes with the white-painted truck-tire planter and toilet planters that usually acconpany them.... Redneck decorating.

[Blupupher]

O these people do strange things. I just hope they don't put an old bathtub halfway into the ground with a statue of mary and turn it into a shrine or something. I could see them doing this.

Hey, my grandmother did that, and she was not hispanic. Just a Cajun Catholic.

[deadpedal]

Blupupher, I am dying to get a digicam, if only to be able to show just how many of my neighbors do this. Other virulent yard decorating practices they pursue are cutting and carving up LIVE trees in their yards to look like giant squirrels or cats or totem poles. It's a disease. It's as if their showing their loyalty to some god of small woodland creatures.

[Big Buro]

Anyone ever think of this? Maybe you're the crappy neighbor? I believe that I might fall into this category. Not because of lawnmower planters or virgin mary shrines, but get this.

During the rebuild of my jeep, I had the cops at my house no less that 10 times for different "city code violations". Twice, I even had the fire department's hazmat team out to investigate my garage because of the smell that the neighbors complained about. My next door neighbor actually had the balls to ask me to move because his wife couldn't take the noise. AND THEN, get this, when I finished putting everything back together, this idiot had even bigger balls and asked for a ride.
So, all in all, my neighbors can't stand me but I've got one hell of a jeep. I think making a few enemies of my neighbors was a small price to pay.....

[TJMagoo]

I am going to have to take a picture of what it looks like across the street from my house. Nothing but headstones ;) :*

[jdogg4]

Anyone ever think of this? Maybe you're the crappy neighbor? I believe that I might fall into this category. Not because of lawnmower planters or virgin mary shrines, but get this.

During the rebuild of my jeep, I had the cops at my house no less that 10 times for different "city code violations". Twice, I even had the fire department's hazmat team out to investigate my garage because of the smell that the neighbors complained about. My next door neighbor actually had the balls to ask me to move because his wife couldn't take the noise. AND THEN, get this, when I finished putting everything back together, this idiot had even bigger balls and asked for a ride.
So, all in all, my neighbors can't stand me but I've got one hell of a jeep. I think making a few enemies of my neighbors was a small price to pay.....

wow you do sound like a crapy neighbor. hahaha just messing I wouldn't have been complaining I would have been helping. YOU should have givin him a ride outside of town and then told him to walk home. Now theres something to complain about.

[Big Buro]

If my neighbors don't stop calling the cops, I'm going to be looking at headstones too. They're driving me crazy. Again, yesterday, they called the cops because my car was parked on the street, IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOUSE, for three straight days.

"City ordinance states that a vehiclce may not be parked at the curb, without being driven, in excess of 24 hours. After 72 hours, the vehicle may be considered abandoned".

Now I've got a question; How in the HELL does anyone know that?!?!?!?!?

The worst part is that they claim it blocks the view of their home from the street. So, this lady cop tells me to park my car in front of their house until morning. That way, the car's been driven. Should have seen the look on my neighbor's face. That made things a little easier but I think the bottom line is; I NEED TO GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA. Maybe just out of L.A. I Love the place but can't stand the people.

[jdogg4]

request from the city a list of ordances in your area and start calling the cops on them. Give them some of there own medicen.
Call the cops tell them they have live chickens or something in there back yard right before they cops get there toss a few over the fence that one will give them a fine and make them pay to get rid of them hahahah

[Big Buro]

I think I'm going to go back to the fenderwell mufflers on my ride. With the headers and the mufflers, it'll be just enough noise to piss them off. Best of all, the cops won't do anything, it's all street legal. I think they're usually in bed by around 8:00 so that's when I'll start the jeep. It's funny because the neighbor on the other side loves it. He's an older guy so I think he can appreicate the work more than the younger nerd on the other side.

[jdogg4]

do you have a dog let him $hit on there door step that one is always good. My parents had some people that were pricks that lived next to them and the guy a few houses down had two big dogs he was a big guy aswell. SO I kept taking dog **** from his yard and putting it on the people next to us door step they went and talked to the guy about the dog poo problem and he told them he was going to rip there heads off and feed there body to the dogs they never really complained about anthing after that.

One day I was play catch with the football with a buddy we weren't even talking just tossin the ball around and he said we were distracting him. I said I'm not making any nose. he called the cops and told them I threatend him. I told him to back in his house was all. So I turned on the car sterio with the remote in my pocket and would jam with it on loud tell the cops came down the road. Turned it of then back on when they left. he called them about 3 more times to come out doing the same thing with the radio. it was great he just gave up and the cops got mad at him for calling them back out. Then the cop told me to cut it out and go play in the park.

[Big Buro]

Nope, no dog. But I think I'm going to just play it like I am. Keep working on the jeep real early in the morning and late at night. The cops are pretty much on my side after being out here so many time for bull$hit. I pretty much can have my way with em' now. I told the husband when they first moved in, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, you decide" I guess he chose his side.......

Anyway, that's a story for last year....
This year, I think I'll find something else to do like GO TO OHIO FOR A MEET AND GREET!!!!

[jdogg4]

Nope, no dog. But I think I'm going to just play it like I am. Keep working on the jeep real early in the morning and late at night. The cops are pretty much on my side after being out here so many time for bull$hit. I pretty much can have my way with em' now. I told the husband when they first moved in, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, you decide" I guess he chose his side.......

Anyway, that's a story for last year....
This year, I think I'll find something else to do like GO TO OHIO FOR A MEET AND GREET!!!!

there you go. have you piped off you lawn mower yet o ya that can make some noise.

[deadpedal]

Remind me not to pi$$ either of you off.

[scrambler013]

I think i would be a riot to live right between jdogg4 and Big Boro. There would be nothing you could do wrong. Work on the Jeep late, no problem there, park a car on the street, no problem. Get a few more Jeepers and take over the neighborhood. :lol: . It would be a meet and greet every day!

[Big Buro]

Now, that's a good idea. I ran into the guy yesterday and wished him Merry Christmas. He tells me, "It'll be just fine unless you start working on that jeep and making all kinds of noise" It's amazing, you try to be nice to people and it just doesn't work. So yes, I pulled the jeep onto the front lawn and decided to change the mufflers. Of course, I had to see how it ran with just the headers. No cops ever showed up but I did have a pretty sizeable crowd. I've got new neighbors across the street and they're a pretty young group, maybe mid 20's, the young man came over to see what all the noise was about, then started telling me about working his truck.......

I think the neighbors on my right are going to be in trouble now........

[jdogg4]

Remind me not to piss either of you off.

:D

[jdogg4]

I just went out side to get my paper and the guy next door just tossed his paper in my driveway right as I turn the corner. haha busted him in mid tos it was great he didn't know what to do I went over picked up mine and just looked at him and pointed at the paper and didn't say a word. He just walked over picked it up said sorry and walked back to his house. I just stood there tell he went inside. GOD I need a fence on that side of the house.

[deadpedal]

When I first got married, my wife and I lived in an apartment complex and all of the neighbors would park their trucks and jeeps next to my truck (1985 Silverado with 1-ton axles, 6-inch suspension lift, 4-inch body lift and 38's). My wife would laugh about it everytime she saw a new one parking next to it.

I never really figured it out by myself, so I just asked her what was funny. She had a theory that the other guys in the complex were getting one.... over my truck.

The clincher for my wife's theory was when a lady came over to me and asked if she knew why her husband always parked his truck right next to mine. I told her "No ma'am, I have no clue" seems she got tired of having to walk way out to her husbands truck when she wanted something out of it.

Her apartment was on the other side of the complex, about a football field away.

Then I saw this dude come home one day and step up on his side rails and stare across the top of hi roof. It seems this guy was steadily trying to get his truck up to my ride height and was always checking to see if he was catching up. Not the last time I saw him doing this.

To test the theory I started to park further and further away, he followed me.

Then I started to park right next to where his apartment was. He walked outside one day as I was about to drive off and asked why I was parking there.

I told his I was trying to save him the walk.

I went back to parking in my numbered spot and this time he didn't follow.

JDogg's newspaper story reminded me of this....

[thejeepingoat]

my neighbors suck too, they have a thing with walking off with tools we lend them, we never see them again, then they are always staring, so we just dont trim the trees on that side of the house so they cant look over anymore.....they asked the other day why we stopped trimming our trees :lol:

[jdogg4]

I'm going to build a fence on that side of the house but it can only go so far. then from the end of the garage to the sidewalk I'm going to have to but somesort of bushes in that will grow hi but not too deep. I just can't stand these guys next to me. I'm going to go by a fence post and stick it in the middle so they can't drive on my property anymore. then next summer I should have the money to finish the rest of the fence.

[deadpedal]

You know, if you start that fence, your neighbors are just gonna complain about that too. "Damned neighbor can't even put up a fence.... grumble... grumble..." Something like that....

[Joker®]

A 6 ft privacy fence should do it. They make some nice wooden ones that are usually less expensive than chainlink. Then you can paint a big Jeep on it :*

[LeadFoot]

Build a fence with 1,000,000 volts of electrice going through it. That way, if they feel mad enough at you, they might piss on the fense andkill themselves. Buwhahahha.

[jdogg4]

You know, if you start that fence, your neighbors are just gonna complain about that too. "Damned neighbor can't even put up a fence.... grumble... grumble..." Something like that....

thats ok they only speak spanish other than sorry and ok. Thats it. If they even say anything when I put that up I'm going to shoot them with my nail gun. That or yell lamegra lamegra then they will run inside.

[jdogg4]

A 6 ft privacy fence should do it. They make some nice wooden ones that are usually less expensive than chainlink. Then you can paint a big Jeep on it :*

ya we have to have wood they don't alow chainlink unless it for a dog run that is behind the wooden one.

[jdogg4]

Build a fence with 1,000,000 volts of electrice going through it. That way, if they feel mad enough at you, they might piss on the fense andkill themselves. Buwhahahha.

It's going to be a wood one but I'm going to have to rig it some way. longer screws then connect them on my side with wire to socket Oya. :D

[TJ-RUBI]

yeah neighbors suck! :x I live in a townhouse and the freak to the west gives trumpet lesson on monday/fridays. I've blown up my receiver twice trying to drown him out. luckily I bought the 4 yr. extended warranty from best buy. they called friday and said it wasn't feasable to repair, come pick out a new unit. they don't make the old one, they've improved it. had 500W, just hooked up the new free 600W 6.1 home theatre unit. cann't wait for tomorrow! :D TJ

[jdogg4]

O it got worse today. They started to play that crapy a$$ music again. It started at 12 right so I go out to pick up the paper and it's the guys truck windows down radio blairing. go and knock on the door no one will come to it. so I just got in and turned off his radio. then about 30 min later it's back on I go out again ask them to turn it down. all the bass going so dumb. they turn it down. guess what there doing???? yup grilling in the garage again. drinking tacate. nasty stuff. then they turn it back up about 4 hours later. I have to go out and tell one of there guest to move his car. cause he parked it in my frount yard. yep in my yard. he was drunk or just $ucks at driving that he parked on the sidewalk with one wheel in my yard. so he moved it but still left in on the sidewalk. they pulled the truck into to garage cause I told them to turn it back down. and then closed the door and you could still hear it but it wasn't as loud. I'm going to have to start a web page just on these guys. dumb A$$'s

[TJ-RUBI]

no doubt jdogg4, you need land mines to line you property with. or maybe you need my 600w. :lol: just let us all know when you need alot Jeeps to show up for one of your cook outs. I assume you don't use the garage for grilling? :nerd: TJ

[jdogg4]

no doubt jdogg4, you need land mines to line you property with. or maybe you need my 600w. :lol: just let us all know when you need alot Jeeps to show up for one of your cook outs. I assume you don't use the garage for grilling? :nerd: TJ

haha nope not in the garage. I use my back patio like it was ment to be used. I'm going to have to kick up a cook out here and piss these people off. I think there so scared off getting deported all the time that they try and keep a low profile. I only see or hear them on the weekends.

[LeadFoot]

Pick up a pile of doh poopie(with gloves, of course........) and wipe it on the underside of there door handle on there car. Shh, I didnt tell you that.

[jdogg4]

I don't think they would have noticed the smell. even if he touched it. The one time I tried to talk to him his breath smelt like $hit way bad I had to back up and it was ooooooo god it was bad. I've noticed this when at walmart and stuff do hispanics as in the imagrant ones not brush there teeth. they always have bad breath way bad breath.

[Mud Girl]

jdogg4
I found this web sighht you might like. Its long but really funny!!
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

[LeadFoot]

jdogg4
I found this web sighht you might like. Its long but really funny!!
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

I've read that before, it is extremly funny!

[jdogg4]

jdogg4
I found this web sighht you might like. Its long but really funny!!
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

I've read that before, it is extremly funny!

should I make one of my own just on them?

[rockmup]

:shock: Hey Big Burro I had the cops at my house too. My jeep was in the driveway under a tarp on stands with no axles. They sited an ord. that said any vehicle had to be mobile. Go figure. jdogg4 yes do a site, funny stuff.

[jdogg4]

city ordances must be the in thing now to bust people for.

I was working on one of my chevy's a few years back and got busted. I started the project Friday night got all the stuff laid out ready to go. had the car jacked up wheels off. I was working on it sat when the cops drove by. They guy gets out and says that he noticed it was blocked up over night. I said yes it was. I was getting it ready to work on first thing in the morning. He then tells me that If I'm working on a car that isn't behind a privacy fence or in a garage with the door down than It has to be back and working by the end of the day that it can't sit like that over night?

This gets good cause the cop lives about 5 blocks away and I drive by his house all the time. I mention the fact that he has a jeep with tags that are expired and a mustang with 3 flat tires and no plates at all. I didn't let him know that I knew it was him I just asked it in a way to make it sound like it was some other random guy. He said he would have to check in on it. I said you do that when you get home he kinda freaked on my and just walked away. My dad about died he was craking up so bad.

[rockmup]

:* Very nice.

[jdogg4]

:* Very nice.

Ya after that I drove by about 5 of the cops houses wrote down all the violations I saw. So when they come by I just let them know about it.
That and my mom is the police chiefs wife are really good friends. :D

[TJMagoo]

That and my mom is the police chiefs wife are really good friends. :D

So that would make your dad the police chief right? :lol: ;)

[jdogg4]

That and my mom is the police chiefs wife are really good friends. :D

So that would make your dad the police chief right? :lol: ;)

O dang I gotta stop doing 4 other things when I'm on here.

Ok my mom is good friends with the police chiefs wife.

[jdogg4]

well the neigbors are at it again. had a fiesta last night??? on a wed. ??? I don't get it. Had to tell them to turn it down last night around 9 or so.
I took the dog out to do her buisness right. and she wont go then I hear a strange noise walk to the side of the house and this randome mexican dude is pissing inbetween the houses. He didn't see cause he could barley stand up. So I tell bailey come on see if he can piss outside so can you. I scare the **** out of the guy by saying this really loud right. he falls over and pisses on himself hahahahaha then bailey goes crazy and starts barking at him. This is the first time she has gone mad like this. hair standing up on her back trying to attack him hahaha I love my dog. He got back into the light on the back of the house and he pissed all over his leg. what a tool.
Last weekend it was really windy out and they keep putting their trash can on the side of there house it's a slop and it keeps tipping over and there trash blows into my yard. So I've made them pick it up 3 times now and they still don't learn that it has to go in the back or in the garage.
So when the tax money comes in I'm putting up a fence. I'm sick of these people I'm just going to start calling the cops on them.

[thejeepingoat]

haha, still got crappy neighbors huh..........call INS. ;)

I cant wait for Fiesta here in san antone....woo hoo its gonna be a blast

-goat

[jdogg4]

I'd like to think they're american citizens but when they have there 12 year old as a translator it makes things a bit hard to understand them at times. All the guy says is sorry and ok thats it. I could call the INS and then the house would be up for sale. I do know it's down to only one family living there case most of the cars are gone and theres only 1/3 of the kids running around like there used to be.

[thejeepingoat]

haha

[Jeepkreep]

Magoo wrote:

Get this...my neighbors are dead No joke. I live across the street from a cemetary. They are the best neighbors to have. Don't complain about a thing

That's cool! It must be so quiet and peaceful. [all kidding aside]
I've got dirtbag $hithead$ on either side of me :no:

I WANNA MOVE TO DA WOODS!!!!!!!! :x :bang:

[jdogg4]

I just talked to the people on the other side of me this last weekend Woooooooo what a odd couple Both were in the airforce the guy is about 12 years older than her and they have two kids. O man they shouldn't have kids. the 5 year old comes up to the mom and says davids being a ****er :shock: 5 years old and he talks like that. O man
This couple is strange they fight about everything. and the husband is trying to do some land skaping and it looks like **** hahahaha I'd like to help him just so it doesn't look like **** but the guy is so strange I don't even want to talk to him.

[M4TJA1]

:roll:

[dh_4_ever]

my naybours are pushy a$$ holes. First thing, they got mad at my for having a snow fight last winter (said they would kill me if i didnt stop) and they are members of some screwed up gang. someone got mad at em, and shot up their house. 10 shots, no one hurt (damn it!!) but still....damn freaks from india..