Marriage

[jblack]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are

both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially Embarrassed

and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell

asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach Into

the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have

a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that

we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she

replied. "Get your own f***** blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.

[FUBAR]

That was very humorous. :19:

[tomsjeep]

craigparrish, this whole section used to be practically your own personal domain... i'll bet you're glad it's baaaaack!
:bump:
so why haven't you posted any jokes yet?

the last two lines of this joke post are so indicative of basic communication in marriage... i love it!
:doghouse:

[FUBAR]

FUBAR, this whole section used to be practically your own personal domain... i'll bet you're glad it's baaaaack!
:bump:
i see you posted a funny one already?

the last two lines of this joke post are so indicative of basic communication in marriage... i love it!
:doghouse:

there, i fixed it for you. yeah, i am glad it's back.
thanks,
craig

[Poppy]

Sounds like my wife....glad you are back Craig. :shocked: