Girls Night Out

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten overly enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hungover, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties! Oh my
God, I'll going to kill the sonofabit#%!"

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her butt that said
"From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."