Whats a Jackson Burger?

[Big Mike]

46 year old meat between 2 -12 year old buns

Why does Michael jackson shop at Target?
ANS: Kids pants were half off!!

Any new ones?

[Piginajeep]

lmao,,,wasnt that in Playboy or Maxim? i cant remember I seen it in one of them. when i was reading the articles...

[Penguin]

lmao,,,wasnt that in Playboy or Maxim? i cant remember I seen it in one of them. when i was reading the articles...

Oh, you so lie.. :squint: ......nobody reads the articles j/k :2:

[TJAugie]

Guys,wait just one second here.
There are articles in there?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I am going to have to look again....... :playboy:

[brandon11130]

why did michael jackson go to k mart.....................

he heard boys pants were half off...

what do you call 2 gay guys in a sleeping bag.....

a fruit roll up

how do u know your at a gay birthday party.....

all the hotdogs taste like poop...

[meich75]

What's difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


One is plastic and dangerous to children.... the other you put groceries in.

[Keystone Crawler]

LMFAO hahahaha

[FUBAR]

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my son!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q:Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
A:The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Q:What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A:Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q:What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A:Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on
Pepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"

Q:What's black and comes in little white cans?
A:Michael Jackson

Q:What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A:Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years
they'll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.

The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.

Q:What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
A:They both played ball in the Minor League.

Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan?
A:One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q:Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A:He was up to a pack a day.

Q:What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A:It's all very tongue in cheek.

Q:What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A:It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

Q:What do Michael's *** and an LA jail have in common?
A:Both have held The Juice.

Q:What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A:A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q:What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
A:Both ride 4 year olds.

Q:How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
A:He has a lot of stuff in the can.

Q:What will they call Michael's new TV series?
A:Anus and Andy.

I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his
own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million
a pop.

Q:Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
A:He's tired of all the little wise cracks.

Q:What does Michael call an orgy?
A:A fruit salad.

Q:Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
A:It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

Q:What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A:Bring-em Young.

Q:Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
A:It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q:What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A:Michael Jackson has had more noses.

Q:Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
A:He's a crack addict.

QWhat's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A:"Little Boy Blew."

Q:Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
A:Yeah, but he still likes to feel 13.

QHow is Michael dealing with his problems?
AHe's holding his own.

Q:How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
A:They're all standing behind him.

Q:Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A:It comes in a little can.

Q:Why does Michael like children so much?
A:He knows how they feel.

Q:What's Michael's favorite snack?
A:Slim Jims.

Q:How do we know Michael is guilty?
A:Several children have fingered him.

Q:Why is Michael so tough?
A:He can lick any kid on the block.

Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the
jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno."
"Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

Q:What's Michael's favorite dish?
A:Creamed shrimp.

Q:What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
A:"The African Queen."

[SexyYJ88]

You forgot one!
Q: How do you know it's bedtime at MJ's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand :luv:

[bkmademedoit]

You forgot one!
Q: How do you know it's bedtime at MJ's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand :luv:



dammit. i read every one of those to see if that one was there because i was going to add it.

[NoneMoreBlk]

Didn't see this one:

What does Michael Jackson like about twentyfour year olds?

There's twenty of them

[wranglerredneck]

whats the hardest stain to get out of a sick boys underwear?

MJ's makeup