Piginajeep
04-05-2005, 10:18 AM
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>A man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's
wearing a cute,loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with
straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk
through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy
gorilla.
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>Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes crazy . He jumps on the bars,
and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the
pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing
the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps
fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to
tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show
your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives
the gorilla absolutely crazy,and now he's doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door
to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door
shut.
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>"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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>A man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's
wearing a cute,loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with
straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk
through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large, hairy
gorilla.
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>Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes crazy . He jumps on the bars,
and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the
pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing
the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps
fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to
tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up. Show
your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says. This drives
the gorilla absolutely crazy,and now he's doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door
to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door
shut.
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>"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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