scruffysmileyface
04-20-2005, 01:44 AM
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a Motorcyle Highway
Patrolman stopped her. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on
the back of your buggy is broken and needs to be replaced. Also, I
noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles.
Some people consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your
husband check that out," said the officer.
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady, "I shall have my husband make
the repairs."
When the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken
reflector, and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish lady, "the policeman said there's a problem with
the emergency brake...
Patrolman stopped her. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on
the back of your buggy is broken and needs to be replaced. Also, I
noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles.
Some people consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your
husband check that out," said the officer.
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady, "I shall have my husband make
the repairs."
When the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken
reflector, and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish lady, "the policeman said there's a problem with
the emergency brake...