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jdogg4
11-21-2002, 04:02 PM
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. Periods only last 20 minutes.

3. You can count on it at least twice a week.

2. You can tell your friends all about it afterwards.

And, the number one reason hockey is better than sex...

1. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon
moabe
11-21-2002, 04:35 PM
seeing as how must of the geeeks in here have yet to have sex, i think these are mooot points....however, the other half realizes hockey tickets are cheaper than hoookers, but more expensive than a blow-up doll :D
jdogg4
11-21-2002, 05:16 PM
right you got a lot of sheep down there in TX and free time on your HANDS to come up with all this stuff don't ya. :D
moabe
11-22-2002, 08:27 AM
oh, i can do much better than this... it is not freee time which alllows me the toooooles to come up with this stufff. it is the fact that i have a milllion dollar personality as opposed to ya'lls $10.99 personalities and one liners...
moabe
11-22-2002, 10:06 AM
:shock:
jdogg4
11-22-2002, 10:48 AM
we have to keep the one liners for you cause anything over two sentences and your lost.