jdogg4
11-21-2002, 05:19 PM
Subject: BLIND MAN
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a >while, he yells
to
the
bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' >The bar, immediately
>falls
absolutely quiet. >In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five important
things"
1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 200 pd blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me, is also a blonde, and is a
professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?
The
blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, Nah...
Not
if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a >while, he yells
to
the
bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' >The bar, immediately
>falls
absolutely quiet. >In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five important
things"
1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 200 pd blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me, is also a blonde, and is a
professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?
The
blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, Nah...
Not
if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."