JeepTales
05-19-2005, 09:24 AM
This old farmer walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm.
The old farmers? wife meets him in the hallway and stares at the strange site in silence.
Finley the silence is broken when the old farmer speaks up and says, ?Well dear this is the pig I?ve been sleeping with.?
The old farmers? wife responds rudely with ?You dumb S.O.B. no wonder your not making it as a farmer and rancher that thing you have under you are is a sheep; not a pig?
After a short silence the farmer glares at the wife and say ?I was talking to the sheep?.
The old farmers? wife meets him in the hallway and stares at the strange site in silence.
Finley the silence is broken when the old farmer speaks up and says, ?Well dear this is the pig I?ve been sleeping with.?
The old farmers? wife responds rudely with ?You dumb S.O.B. no wonder your not making it as a farmer and rancher that thing you have under you are is a sheep; not a pig?
After a short silence the farmer glares at the wife and say ?I was talking to the sheep?.