football

[Brett]

A football player makes the big time from the smalltime team he was playing with.
His first game he is doing really well so the trainer comes onto the field and tells him the they will pull him off at half time.
Gee, thats good. with my old team they just me a drink at half time.

[EvilTwin v2]

A football player makes the big time from the smalltime team he was playing with.
His first game he is doing really well so the trainer comes onto the field and tells him the they will pull him off at half time.
Gee, thats good. with my old team they just me a drink at half time.

Am I missing something here? Or did we not type the entire punchline?

[cftj]

A football player makes the big time from the smalltime team he was playing with.
His first game he is doing really well so the trainer comes onto the field and tells him the they will pull him off at half time.
Gee, thats good. with my old team they just <gave> me a drink at half time.

nope just really lame.

[FUBAR]

what's the difference between an ardvark and an elephant?

a bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

:idiot:

[willness33]

what's the difference between an ardvark and an elephant?

a bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

:idiot:

Come on...Everyone's heard that one before.