The definition between "guts" and "balls"!

[Jeepreaper]

I didn't look through all the jokes for this so I hope its a new one at least on here.


Guts -is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
arse and having the balls to say, "You're next."

[Poppy]

A few years back some idiot named Bobbit tried it and look what he got. I'd be afraid my ole lady would do it to me if I tried either of them. No guts, no balls.....neutered.