Passport Please

[Boghopper]

An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f---ing Frenchmen to showit to."

[Penguin]

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[Tom74'CJ-5]

Freedom Fries anybody???????

[Poppy]

Oh yeah thats great.....and true May I also say that to date a French woman you have to have a lawnmower......for her underarms and legs.

[FUBAR]

excellent joke. isn't it sadly true how short some people's memory is. if it weren't for the USA, french would be trading in german currency.

[rdwrglr]

:funnyth: That was friggin' hilarious

[76 CJ7]

If it was upto the French we all would be speaking German!

[Army_mp00]

I love that...awesome :USA:

[Tex]

i hate the french. if you knew me you'd know that i'm the most untolerant bastard ever and tonight i was at hobby lobby and there were two french women (butt ugly too) and they were being biatches to the guy working there and they were blaming him for something he didn't do. i really wanted to go over there and tell them to go back to france and say some other things but i bit my lip and put up with it. those people are so rude and lazy; they get 30 vacation days every year-required by law too. we saved their arses twice in both world wars and when we go do the same for other countries all they can do is call us pigs and talk down about us. well, all i have to say is screw them. GOD BLESS THE USA!!