PYFighter2000
06-18-2005, 01:14 AM
> Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan
> looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. > I mean
really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
> barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring
> tape and measure the grill and then went over to where
> his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
> "Yes, I was right your butt is two inches wider than the
> barbecue!!!"
>
> The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in
> bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky.
> He makes some advances towards his wife who
> completely brushes him off.
>
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
>
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
> this big-assgrill for one little wiener?"
> looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. > I mean
really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
> barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring
> tape and measure the grill and then went over to where
> his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
> "Yes, I was right your butt is two inches wider than the
> barbecue!!!"
>
> The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in
> bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky.
> He makes some advances towards his wife who
> completely brushes him off.
>
> "What's wrong?" he asks.
>
> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
> this big-assgrill for one little wiener?"