Jobob Jr
06-21-2005, 07:40 AM
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A PIZZA GET TO UR HOUSE FASTER THAN AN AMBULANCE...
ONLY IN AMERICA ARE THERE HANDICAP PARKING PLACES IN FRONT OF A SKATING RINK...
ONLY IN AMERICA DO DRUG STORES MAKE THE SICK WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THE STORE TO GET THEIR PRESCRIPTIONS, WHILE HEALTHY PEOPLE CAN BUY CIGARETTES AT THE FRONT....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO PEOPLE ORDER A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, LARGE FRIES, AND A DIET COKE....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO BANKS LEAVE BOTH DOORS OPEN AND CHAIN THE PENS TO THE COUNTERS....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO WE BUY HOT DOGS IN PACKAGES OF TEN AND BUNS IN PACKAGES OF EIGHT....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO WE HAVE DRIVE-UP ATM MACHINES WITH BRAILLE LETTERING...
EVER WONDER ???
WHY WOMEN CAN'T PUT ON MASCARA WITH THEIR MOUTH CLOSED?
WHY WE DON'T EVER SEE THE HEADLINE "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"
WHY IS "ABBREVIATED" SUCH A LONG WORD?
WHY IS IT TO STOP WINDOWS XP U HAVE TO CLICK ON START?
WHY DIDN'T NOAH SWAT THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES?
WHY ARE THEY CALLED "APARTMENTS" WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER?
WHY DON'T SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
WHY DO WOMEN HAVE A PAIR OF PANTIES AND ONLY ONE BRA? :twak:
ONLY IN AMERICA ARE THERE HANDICAP PARKING PLACES IN FRONT OF A SKATING RINK...
ONLY IN AMERICA DO DRUG STORES MAKE THE SICK WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THE STORE TO GET THEIR PRESCRIPTIONS, WHILE HEALTHY PEOPLE CAN BUY CIGARETTES AT THE FRONT....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO PEOPLE ORDER A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, LARGE FRIES, AND A DIET COKE....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO BANKS LEAVE BOTH DOORS OPEN AND CHAIN THE PENS TO THE COUNTERS....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO WE BUY HOT DOGS IN PACKAGES OF TEN AND BUNS IN PACKAGES OF EIGHT....
ONLY IN AMERICA DO WE HAVE DRIVE-UP ATM MACHINES WITH BRAILLE LETTERING...
EVER WONDER ???
WHY WOMEN CAN'T PUT ON MASCARA WITH THEIR MOUTH CLOSED?
WHY WE DON'T EVER SEE THE HEADLINE "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"
WHY IS "ABBREVIATED" SUCH A LONG WORD?
WHY IS IT TO STOP WINDOWS XP U HAVE TO CLICK ON START?
WHY DIDN'T NOAH SWAT THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES?
WHY ARE THEY CALLED "APARTMENTS" WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER?
WHY DON'T SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
WHY DO WOMEN HAVE A PAIR OF PANTIES AND ONLY ONE BRA? :twak: