PYFighter2000
06-22-2005, 01:11 PM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
>
> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
> CANADIAN.
>
> 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
> APPRECIATIVE.
>
> 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
> SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
> COMPANION.
>
> 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
>
> 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED.
>
> 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
> ENHANCED.
>
> 9. She does not NAG - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
>
> 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> 11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
> PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
>
> 12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
> PROVIDER.
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
> GRAIN STORAGE
> FACILITY.
>
> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
>
> 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
> ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS.
>
> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
> DIFFERENTIAL
> RELATIONSHIPS.
>
> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
> ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
>
> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case
> of RECTAL-CRANIAL
> INVERSION.
>
> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
>
> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
> CHALLENGED.
>
> 10. He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
>
> 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
> CANADIAN.
>
> 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
> APPRECIATIVE.
>
> 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
>
> 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
> SUPERHIGHWAY.
>
> 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
> COMPANION.
>
> 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
>
> 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED.
>
> 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
> ENHANCED.
>
> 9. She does not NAG - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
>
> 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
>
> 11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
> PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
>
> 12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
> PROVIDER.
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
> GRAIN STORAGE
> FACILITY.
>
> 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
>
> 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
> ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS.
>
> 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
>
> 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
> DIFFERENTIAL
> RELATIONSHIPS.
>
> 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
> ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
>
> 7. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case
> of RECTAL-CRANIAL
> INVERSION.
>
> 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
>
> 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
> CHALLENGED.
>
> 10. He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.