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JeepTales
07-11-2005, 01:58 PM
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and
gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and
is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister and the severe
pain he was in,the doctor prescribes continuous
intravenous feeding with saline,electrolytes,
a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, says,
"What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?
The Doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
lil ry ry
07-11-2005, 03:21 PM
that is funny, but remember if longer than 4 hours see your doctor. :liarthum:
Boghopper
07-11-2005, 03:21 PM
:spit: Good doctor! Nothin' beats pitchin' a tent with the nurses.
Boghopper
07-11-2005, 03:25 PM
that is funny, but remember if longer than 4 hours see your doctor. :liarthum:
Yeah if it's a female doc. If longer than 4 hours see as many women as you can:biggthump
mcodrake
07-11-2005, 07:01 PM
You know they also give viagra to men in the old folks home.....it keeps them from rolling out of bed!
rdwrglr
07-11-2005, 10:31 PM
That's funny!!!!LOL
JeepTales
07-11-2005, 11:56 PM
I'm so glad you guys liked that one!
Toralf
07-12-2005, 11:02 AM
a good one, thanks a lot!
kudzu69
07-12-2005, 04:25 PM
Try the generic version...Mycoxafloppin
lil ry ry
07-12-2005, 05:02 PM
Try the generic version...Mycoxafloppin

I think thats the wrong pill...you want Nocoxafloppin
Boghopper
07-12-2005, 05:10 PM
Actually 'mycoxafloppin' in caused by the acute disease 'lackanookie'

'nocoxafloppin' works good, but is best when combined with 'iseemycoxarisin', and 'comeoniwannalaya'
Jeepkreep
07-12-2005, 05:36 PM
Lackanookei is caused by several things.
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV....
1. hanginlotodalef allday syndrome, causing the uncontrolable urge to leave work, go home, have a beer and go to bed.
2. miazzizdragin syndrome, similar to the above malady.
and lastly:
3. Igotnogame and Imlamewitdames disfunctionality. Both of these can be cured with prescription beer goggles
kudzu69
07-12-2005, 05:43 PM
Dammitol with a coldbeer chaser keeps the pain of lackanookie at bay
Jeepkreep
07-12-2005, 07:01 PM
and as a last resort....
there's always......
lil ry ry
07-12-2005, 08:36 PM
and as a last resort....
there's always......



That takes all :hil:

LMAO :uglyhamm:
Project Jeep
07-17-2005, 12:18 PM
:lmao:
Toralf
07-18-2005, 11:53 AM
:17: *rotfl*