dirTJeep
07-22-2005, 01:23 PM
An old man is sitting on his porch when a kid walks by w/a crow bar. Old man asks "where ya going with that?" Kid replies "I'm going to kill some crows" and walks off. Old man shakes his head at the kids ignorance. An hour later the kid is walking back w/3 dead crows. The old man asks w/amazement "did you really kill those crows that crow bar?" "yep" says kid and continues walking. The next day the same kid is walking this time carrying duct tape. Old man asks "where you going w/that tape?" Kid replies "I'm going to kill some ducks." Old man says "thats impossible, you might have gottin lucky w/them crows, but there is no way you can kill ducks w/tape" Kid shrugs his shoulders and keeps walking. 2 hours go by, then the old man sees the kid returning w/5 dead ducks. Old man's jaw drops in astonishment and says "you couldn't have killed all thosse ducks w/tape?" Kid replies "I sure did , it was a piece of cake" The old man, frustrated, slams the door as he goes into the house. The following day the old man is sitting on his porch again when, the same kid comes walking by. This time he is carrying a *****willow branch. The old man screams out "Wiat for me, I'm coming with " :leaving:
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