Hillary Clinton

[Project Jeep]

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New
>York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to Himself, "Wow,
>this seems much worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking
>between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
>"Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is
>depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself
>in
>gasoline and set herself on fire.
> >
>She says her husband has spent all her money and
>the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So
>we're taking up a collection for her."
> >
>The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
> >
>The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a
>lot of folks are still siphoning."
:flamethro

[Rockhound]

Reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"And what do you do with witches?" The knight asks.

"BURN THEM, BURN THEM!" The motley mob of peasants yell.

Rockhound

[kudzu69]

Gas is expensive, but I could part with a gallon or two for a good cause. :flamethro

[SD Boy]

BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!














but i have no feeling on this topic (burn the cow)

[JeepTales]

Gas is expensive, but I could part with a gallon or two for a good cause. :flamethro

I'd give five gallons if it was $5.00/Gal.

I'd give up Cigars and Starbuck's for a week for a good cause like this.

[Boghopper]

I'd donate all the gas as long as I got to strike the match. You couldn't hang out long though. With that much :bs2: on fire it's gonna stink.

[Poppy]

Wheres my bic lighter? That much cr.p will really stink when you light it.