Boghopper
07-28-2005, 02:57 PM
A woman walks into an ice cream parlor, and asks the attendant for a double scoop of chocolate ice cream in a cone.
The attendant politely explanes that he just recently ran out of chocolate, but would be happy to offer any other flavor.
After a moment of thought the lady request a banana split with a scoop of strawberry , vanilla, and chocolate.
A little put out, the attendant, again addresses the fact that he is out of chocolate.
The customer apologizes for the confusion and requests ?simply a single scoop of chocolate with sprinkles?.
Oviously aggravated the worker ask ?Lady can you spell??
?Yes I can spell? the lady replies sharply
? Can you spell van as in vanilla?? he asks.
?v-a-n? she retorts.
?Can you spell straw as in strawberry?? he asks
?S-t-r-a-w? she says.
?Can you spell fawk as in chocolate?? He calmly asks.
The lady replies ? there is no fawk in chocolate?
?B*** that?s what I?m trying to tell you there ain?t no fawkin? chocolate!?
The attendant politely explanes that he just recently ran out of chocolate, but would be happy to offer any other flavor.
After a moment of thought the lady request a banana split with a scoop of strawberry , vanilla, and chocolate.
A little put out, the attendant, again addresses the fact that he is out of chocolate.
The customer apologizes for the confusion and requests ?simply a single scoop of chocolate with sprinkles?.
Oviously aggravated the worker ask ?Lady can you spell??
?Yes I can spell? the lady replies sharply
? Can you spell van as in vanilla?? he asks.
?v-a-n? she retorts.
?Can you spell straw as in strawberry?? he asks
?S-t-r-a-w? she says.
?Can you spell fawk as in chocolate?? He calmly asks.
The lady replies ? there is no fawk in chocolate?
?B*** that?s what I?m trying to tell you there ain?t no fawkin? chocolate!?