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sbacon
08-04-2005, 01:19 PM
One of our salesman just told me about one of our customers situation today.

A lady and her husband was in front of one our customers counter asking about tires. Then the lady looked at the pictures on the wall at a couple of drag racing cars. Our customer told her they were some of the cars he sponsered at the drag strip. The lady responded, "I don't know how those cars can go 0 - 200 in seconds." The ladies husband then says, "Step on the scale once!" I thought I was going to fall out of my chair.

Enjoy the rest of your day!

Penguin
08-04-2005, 01:25 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :wife:

Toralf
08-05-2005, 08:10 AM
:lmao: :lmao:

FUBAR
08-06-2005, 02:47 PM
OMG, why didn't he just stick tooth picks under his finger nails. it would be a lot less painfull.

nuttzach
08-09-2005, 10:06 PM
if i said that i would have a black eye

Poppy
08-16-2005, 02:18 PM
You didn't tell how much the funeral parlor charged his remaining relatives. Did he throw up on himself when he realized what he had done?

Tex
09-13-2005, 07:12 PM
i feel like a total idiot. i don't get it. explain it to me

JeepTales
09-14-2005, 12:09 PM
That one is going to leave a mark!

Tex
09-14-2005, 01:32 PM
sorry but somebody is gonna have to explain it to me