Read this outloud to someone

[FUBAR]

Read this outloud to someone, preferably in a very crowded room:

I AM WEE
TODD DID.

I AM SOFA
KING WEE
TODD DID.

[Bruised]

I read it out loud to myself!!!! :smileyst:

[drs98tj]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[kudzu69]

Eye be weave you. :nana:

[blackwater]

So, I get FUBAR's joke and I'm sitting upstairs staring at it... I keep repeating the first part over and over and whaddayaknow... I GET it. But, the second part is giving me trouble... I print it off and take it downstairs to the kitchen where The Blonde One is puttering around. I say, 'Fubar says to read this out loud preferably in a crowded room but you're going to have to do.' She says, 'Okay, shoot.' So, I read the first part out and she grins. Then I say, 'I don't get this second part.' So I read it out loud. She blinks a couple of times with that sort of 'deer in the headlights' look that Blondes can express so well then she says, 'Read it again.' So, I read it again. Then she says, 'Read it ONE more time.' So I read it OUT LOUD one more time. At this point she can no longer keep a straight face. As a matter of fact, she just about EXPLODES. I say, 'What?' She roars and wails 'till I think she actually wet her pants then she says, 'You are SO FAWKING retarded!' Actually, she sort of spits and sputters it between attempts to catch her breath... I went back upstairs. :oops:

[Penguin]

Oh that is rich, the blond one had to enlighten you..... :idiot:

[sbacon]

Note to self:

Self, never, never ever tell anyone, especially a forum full of mostly males that your wife, the blonde one got one over on you. NEVER!


Disclaimer:

Yes I know there are a few ladies on here and you all ROCK so no need to flame me.

[blackwater]

Note to self:

Self, never, never ever tell anyone, especially a forum full of mostly males that your wife, the blonde one got one over on you. NEVER!


Disclaimer:

Yes I know there are a few ladies on here and you all ROCK so no need to flame me.

I know it, Bacon, but I thought it was just as funny as the joke! :uglyhamm:

[sbacon]

I know it, Bacon, but I thought it was just as funny as the joke! :uglyhamm:

It was. I think I laughed more at you...I mean with you...than at the joke. It's all good! :wave:

[JeepManEd]

Now, Bacon your next test is to get a can of shaving cream, and a piece of string...put some shaving cream in one of your hands....take the string with the other hand, and dangle it near your face...when it tickles you....watch what happens. If it doesnt work...get your wife to help you. :happy:
P.S. Just funnin, cause it took me several attemps to get the second one. :ideathum:

[Ratman]

haha
It took a few times but no one heard me. :smoke:

[sbacon]

I printed this on a piece of paper in big letters and posted it on my cork board behind my chair just to one side so that if someone is standing there in front of me they can see it. OMG I have been laughing at all my co-workers for the past 2 weeks. They start talking to me while staring at it, stop talking, then I see their lips moving reading it to them selves, and then this blank stare. Then I tell them to say it outloud. What a laugh i have been getting....good times...good times...

Thanks Craig for the continuous laughs.

[FUBAR]

steve, madison got her next belt in karate last night and wanted to go to friendlys and my mom and dad went to. well i wrote it on a napkin and asked my dad to read it which he did several times very loud. OMG everyone in the vicinity was laughing like crazy and my dad just sits there like "what???". then i read it to him and he got it.

[Piginajeep]

Lmao... I so want to hang this in the Lobby at the Police station, because 6 out of 10 people that walk in the front door, are here because of there own stupidty.

[83CJ701DakRT]

I've worked construction as an electrician for several years. Unfortunately there is a need for port-a-potties. I saw the same thing on the door of one of them 5 years ago. Still funny though. I showed the wife and told her to say it. It took her a few times to get it. I was rolling on the floor. Another one that is funny is one I saw a few weeks ago. "Why are you looking up here... the joke is in your hand." It was written on the ceiling.....Mikey