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    Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off, first the right suspender, followed by the left.

    He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets the straps fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his coveralls.

    Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his snoose stained t-shirt underneath and, with a final flourish, he hurls his seed cap on to a pile of hay.

    "Whatcha ya doing then, Ole" says Sven

    "Yeezuzs Sven, ya sacred the crap out of me" says a quite embarrassed Ole, "but ya see, me and Lena been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, ya know, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.....!"