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    .A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
    eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
    innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He
    noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those
    spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    "They're not spiders sweetheart, they're called Daddy Long Legs," her father

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Long Legs?" , the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
    replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long Legs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
    her foot and stomped them flat!

    "Well.....we're not having any of that gay s**t in our garden!

  • #2
    good one but i ve seen it on here before...still funny as hell


    • #3

      still makes me laugh tho..