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    you guys are usually pretty good at solving problems, so i thought maybe this was a good place for this. we are planning a 50th birthday party for a close friend. he has always been an extremely competitive person, a practical joker, and sometimes just a pain in the a#@. we are looking for ways to humiliate, embarass, or otherwise give him payback for his many years of dishing it out. it's his turn now and we want to get this right. we don't want anything that will get anyone hurt, arrested, or divorced. we've come up with some good ideas but i thought some of you may be more creative. let me know what you come up with. we want this to be a party he won't forget.

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    well one year for christmas my bro in law and sisters friends got them "toys" lol man if i would have had a camera !!!! and i dont mean the toys ya get from wally world either !

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    • #3
      Super small condoms you can get at novelty stores are always a good way to get any guy embarressed. The more females around, the better the result.

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      • #4
        get a 500 pound stripper to give him a lap dance.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by FUBAR
            get a 500 pound stripper to give him a lap dance.
            better yet get him a fat male striper

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            • #7
              Inflate and form a balloon into a cake shape (paper collar or some such). Ice the "cake", put the candles on it.

              When he cuts the cake, the balloon pops, splatters icing and candles and decorations all over.

              Then bring out the real cake.

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              • #8
                I like the condom idea a lot that's what I'd do...

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                • #9
                  Tom dude your evil ! lol i like that idea !

                  if ya really wanna embarass him go get him a shlong pump a bottle of lube and a playboy mag ! if that dont get him then he is super man !

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                  • #10
                    lol. those are pretty good ideas. my friends once tried to put a laxative in my drink but i caught it. the next year they mashed up some viagra and put THAT in my drink, caught them again. but that balloon, the condoms, the dancer, the drinks... why the hell not do 'em all?

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                    • #11
                      you guys are starting to get good. but i know there are some really devious minds out there. remember, this is the kind if guy that would give his own mother a wedgie, so let's get nasty!

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                      • #12
                        Get some gay pride stickers and put em on his back bumper

                        Suscribe him to a bunch of gay magazines, and sign up for about 1,000 porn sites using his e-mail addy

                        The fat stripper idea is great, you must do that!!!

                        Jack up his drive axle on his car, and set them on blocks so the tires are barely off the ground. He will flip when he tries to leave, and it's not going anywhere. Works best on dirt, as its alot easier to see on pavement

                        Glue a bb inside his valve stem cap. The tire will slowly leak air, and he will never figure out where it's at.

                        Get some fart spray and spray it on his clothes....the ladies will love that

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                        • #13
                          get some skunk pee at an outdoor store. then put it in the cowl vent of his favorite car. then smear vasiline on the windshield. then duct tape a can of spray paint the the exhaust pipe.

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                          • #14
                            The porn sites on the email is too mean!! That industry must live off SPAM!!!!
                            I really like the "cake"
                            Call up Enzyte and send a free sample to his house. That obviously won't be at the party, so you might do it ahead of time, so that his wife will tell everyone that he got it.

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                            • #15
                              Oh, I guess I failed to realize we were getting really nasty with this...

                              in that case, take a tube of mastic (caulking gun type) and pump his tailpipe full... the whole tube worth. His engine will mysteriously not be able to start, even though everything will check out ok.

                              Likewise, take a tube of super glue (in a pinch, epoxy will work) and stuff all his vehicle keyholes full of it. Attempting to unlock his vehicle will be a fruitless endeavor.

                              (yeah, in case you haven't guessed, p!$$!ng me off could be a bad thing. Complete bag of tricks not to be revealed)

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