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  • Questions That Haunt You ????

    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT YOU ????

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your
    thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
    in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
    every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,

    why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
    can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
    dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
    just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
    it a hemorrhoid when it's in your hemisphere?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
    but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

  • #2
    Dang it John, now the "Twinkle, twinkle.." song is stuck in my head!!

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    • #3
      I often wondered....

      Man, now I have more things to ponder.

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      • #4
        When you blow your nose in a tissue why do most people look at it before throwing it away? Is there some sort of knowledge nugget they are looking for?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by hmr-rsq
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          How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
          good idea to put wheels on luggage?
          Because we really didn't goto the moon the first time they claimed to. C'mon no stars in the sky and the flag was waving, thats impossible as there is no atmosphere on the moon. Therefore, wheels on luggage came before we went to the moon.

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          • #6
            Another person who thinks we didn't go to the moon! I know we did. I bought a real moon rock at Wall Drug!

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            • #7
              Can you cry under water? YES in a scuba mask.

              Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your
              thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Steven wright is a genious!!

              Because we really didn't goto the moon the first time they claimed to. C'mon no stars in the sky and the flag was waving, thats impossible as there is no atmosphere on the moon. Therefore, wheels on luggage came before we went to the moon.

              PLEASE tell me you are not serious about this.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 47driver
                Another person who thinks we didn't go to the moon! I know we did. I bought a real moon rock at Wall Drug!
                Heh Chris, your moon rock come from batch # 552349???
                WoW, and mine came from the drug store too!!!

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