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    there were these three men dave, jon, and sam- who were all involved in a tragic car accidentin which all three died...
    now they stood at the gates of heaven. an angel came up to them and said.
    " you are all to be allocated a method for transportation choosen accordingly."
    the angel looked at dave and said: "you, dave! you have cheated onyour wif 5 times!!! for this,you will drive around heaven in an old beat up metro!"
    the angel next looked at jon and said: "you jon, were not as evil... but you still cheated on you wife 3 times! for this, you will travel around heaven in a mini-van."
    the angel finally looked at our hero, sam, and said: you sam set a fine example. you did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife!for this, you will forever travel through heaven in a jeep."
    a short time later, jon and dave plled up in their cars next to sam's jeep. there he was, head in hands, crying...
    " what's wrong, sam?" they asked. "you got the jeep!!! you're set forever! why so down? sam looked up, ever so slowlyopened his mouth and said: "i just saw my wife going by on a skateboard."

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        ditch the .........
        go for the jeep