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    What's the hardest part about riding a Japanese motorcycle?










    Having to tell your parents you're gay!


    (Note, this just just a joke told to me by a Harley owner and in no way reflects my opinion of the subject)

  • #2
    If Harley Davidson made airplanes would you fly in them???

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bill_Deaton
      If Harley Davidson made airplanes would you fly in them???
      No, I refuse to fly.

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      • #4
        How can you tell a happy motorcycle rider?????















        By the bugs between their teeth

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        • #5
          This in no way shape or form reflects my opinion about bikers, but since i heard it this morning I figure'd i'dpass it along?

          Whats the difference between a harley davidson rider and a hoover (vacuum)?

















          Dirtbag rides on the outside

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bill_Deaton
            If Harley Davidson made airplanes would you fly in them???
            yes, and there is harley airplanes
            http://www.hog-air.com/motor-page.htm

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            • #7
              People will think its a cropduster as you drip oil across the exhaust as you fly by.

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              • #8
                the hardest thing about riding a jap bike?


                getting around the harleys..

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                • #9
                  did you know that 85% of all Harley-Davisons made since 1945 are still on the road today???????
                  the other 15% of the harleys actually made it home...........


                  Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road?
                  You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself....


                  What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
                  A full set of teeth.


                  A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins?
                  We all do!


                  What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?
                  A pick-up truck and trailer.


                  Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?
                  So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop.


                  Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
                  It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.


                  Why do harley riders never ride faster than 45mph???
                  Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.


                  What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
                  Sturgis !


                  Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
                  To be able to tell if they're moving or not !


                  hardly-able-sons


                  (just some jokes I found...I'll end up owning a HD at some point, when I get a little older... )

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                  • #10
                    jokes

                    What did the blonde say to her doctor when He told her she was pregnant????



                    Are you sure it's MINE?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DonkeyPunch75
                      What did the blonde say to her doctor when He told her she was pregnant????



                      Are you sure it's MINE?
                      how's that a harley joke?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bill_Deaton
                        If Harley Davidson made airplanes would you fly in them???
                        Wow. I didn't see this earlier. Its now part of my sig.

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