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    A young woman in a coma is moved to a new room in the hospital.
    After a few days her nurse notices that every time she sponge bathes
    the
    patient around her crotch, the nearby monitor indicates that the
    patient's vital signs increase significantly.

    The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the
    stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's
    husband, tells him she thinks oral sex can revive his wife, and he
    agrees.

    When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room,
    closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door.

    Five minutes later, the husband comes running out of the room screaming
    that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and that she
    needs a doctor immediately.

    The nurse, upset that her idea not only didn't work, but seemed to be
    threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man
    what had happened.

    The husband replied. "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".

  • #2
    Nice. Did not see that coming.

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    • #3
      Oldie but a goodie.

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      • #4
        Still, my all time favorite joke!

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