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    There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees
    always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet
    them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to
    meet them, but he may be six minutes late. On Saturday morning, George
    was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right-handed and won the round.
    The following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be
    there, but he may be six minutes late again. He shows up right on time,
    golf's left-handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few
    weeks, with George always saying that he may be six minutes late, and
    then always winning the round golfing either left- or right-handed. The
    other employees were getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what
    the deal was. They said, "George, every Saturday you say you may be six
    minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf either
    right-handed or left-handed, and always win. What is up with that?"
    George replieD, "Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every
    Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on
    her left side, I golf left-handed. If she is sleeping on her right side,
    I golf right-handed." "Well," one of the employees questioned, "What
    happens if she is laying on her back?" George replies, "Then I am six
    minutes late.
    Last edited by o||||||o; 01-03-2007, 03:03 PM.

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      Wonder what he does when she is laying on her stomach?????????