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    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
    his mother asks if he has done his chores." Not yet," said the little
    boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
    kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
    to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
    his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
    my cereal?" he asks.

    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
    eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
    a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
    getting any milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
    across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
    and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

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  • #2
    That's Great!

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    • #3
      Good one

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      • #4
        now that was funny

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        • #5
          Now that's one smart youngster.

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          • #6
            That was great!!!

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            • #7
              I like it a lotttt

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