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    Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
    >
    >One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
    >Amy,"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
    >today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
    >barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" So then the
    >rancher leaves for the fields.
    >
    >After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
    >front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of
    >cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right
    >here."
    >
    >Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
    >ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow
    >to be bred?"
    >
    >"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very
    >confidently.
    >
    >Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
    >
    >She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's
    >to hang your pants on."
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