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    One morning the farmer comes in for breakfast. His wife sets out his food
    Then goes to wash some dishes. The farmer looks at his wife and says “Honey, your
    butt is as big as a 4 row corn picker”

    Of course she gets mad and starts slamming pots and pans around.
    The farmer hurriedly finishes his breakfast and goes back to the field.

    After a long morning he comes in for lunch. His wife is smiling and doesn’t
    appear to still be upset. As she passes through the kitchen he looks at her once again
    and says “Honey, your butt really is as big as a 4 row corn picker”.

    She storms off upstairs and he can hear her slamming doors. He knows he’s in
    hot water now. After lunch he heads back out to the field.

    That evening he comes in for supper. Dinner is cooked, but it’s very quite at
    the dinner table. She gets up, cleans the kitchen then heads up stairs to bed.

    Later the farmer goes to bed. He’s laying there feeling a bit frisky thinking that he should make up
    with her. He places his hand on her butt, but she quickly slaps it away. Man, she is really
    still mad. A few minutes later he tries again softly placing his hand on her butt and again she
    quickly slaps it away. “Honey, why are you acting like that?”

    To which she replies “I’m not cranking up a $500,000 piece of equipment for a
    ½ ear of corn!”

    Farmer =

  • #2
    LMAO thats cool


    • #3
      Toooo funny!

      I just read that and was LMAO! That is truly one of the good ones.