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    Dick &Ed were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft

    mechanics in PITTSBURGH .

    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar

    with nothing to do.

    Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

    Ed says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink

    jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and

    got completely smashed.

    The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at

    how good! he feels.

    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!

    NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings. It's Ed.

    Ed says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

    Dick says, "I feel great. How about you?"

    Ed says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

    Dick says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.

    We ought to do this more often."

    "Yeah, well there's just one thing."

    "What's that?"

    "Have you farted yet?"

    "No "

    "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver

  • #2
    That was a gooder!


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      • #4
        I dont get it....