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  • Chinese Wedding Night

    Not trying to offend anyone. If admin does not like please delet.

    A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he
    is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
    under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to her and
    tries to be reassuring.

    "My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
    fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
    ask..Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound
    experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
    her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
    someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
    tone he queries...

    "Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ?

  • #2
    hahahahaha good one....


    • #3
      I want # 32.....Fresh bever with fish sauce.


      • #4
        Originally posted by Poppy
        I want # 32.....Fresh bever with fish sauce.

        The joke had me laughing bad enough, but your reply about made me pee my pants!!


        • #5
          I have a #77. It's just like the #69, but someone gets 8 more.


          • #6
            Originally posted by khartig
            I have a #77. It's just like the #69, but someone gets 8 more.

            Y'all aren't gonna rest till I pee myself are ya?


            • #7
              or how about a #68... you do me and then i'll owe you one ;-)


              • #8
                i want the fish that tastes like chicken.