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    Hillbilly Vasectomy

    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
    as theycould not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
    his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
    that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
    costly
    alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can,
    then hold the
    can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool
    in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
    can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
    He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    continued counting on his other hand.



    This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana,
    Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and
    Washington DC.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Ratman
    Hillbilly Vasectomy
    ..."is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can,
    then hold the
    can up to your ear and count to 10."
    ...This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana,
    Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and
    Washington DC.
    No it doesn't.
    People in Arkansas can't count past 4, I know cause my mommy told me so. That's why I joined the Army, so I would be able to count okay.



    That was a cute joke Ratman!

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    • #3
      Ratman, that joke's just great...

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      • #4
        An old friend of mine from TN sent that to me I just had to share.

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