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  • Open Mouth......Insert Foot!!!!!!!

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
    him. She says hello.
    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, 'Do you know me?'
    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
    to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
    party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
    while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

  • #2
    Didn't expect that ending!

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    • #3
      That sucks!!!

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      • #4
        WOW! That is funny.

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        • #5
          that was just too funny!!!!!!

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          • #6
            hahahaha

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            • #7
              fricken that was funny pissed myself.........

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              • #8
                good one...

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