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    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
    >chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK
    >old fart, time for you to retire."
    >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
    >chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
    >old hens over in the corner?"
    >The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
    >The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
    >the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
    >chicken coop."
    >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So,
    >just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
    >The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
    >takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
    >and the young rooster has closed the gap.
    >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
    >farmer,meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he
    >sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as
    >hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the
    >young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
    >"Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
    >Moral of this story? ....
    >Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
    >will always overcome youth and arrogance!

  • #2
    Goes to show with age comes wisdom!


    • #3
      you don't get to be an "old fart" by being stupid!