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  • Paul MCcartney Vs Elliot Spitzer

    I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (Governor of New York) call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...

    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

    Value-added benefits are:
    a 22 year old hot babe,
    no begging,
    no coaxing,
    never a headache,
    wide open menu,
    ability to put BOTH legs around you,
    no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists.

    Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

  • #2
    Originally posted by lilboy1023 View Post
    ability to put BOTH legs around you,
    LOL...LOL...LOL


    Gotta love that one!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by lilboy1023 View Post
      .....

      Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

      Better to rent. That is the way I go.

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      • #4
        ....And sometimes you can write-off a lease option.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lilboy1023 View Post
          ability to put BOTH legs around you
          That was my favorite part too! Bad, but undeniably funny.

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          • #6
            Post of the year! If I was anywhere near you, I'd take you out for a prime rib dinner and a few beers afterwards!

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