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  • Thermometer instructions

    When you have an
    'I Hate My Job day'

    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

    Try this out:

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    thermometer section and purchase
    a rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your
    doors, draw the curtains and
    disconnect the phone so
    you will not be disturbed.


    Change into very comfortable
    clothing and sit in your favorite
    chair. Open the package and
    remove the thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table
    or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken


    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from
    the box and read it carefully.

    You will notice that in small
    print there is this statement:


    "Every Rectal Thermometer
    made by Johnson & Johnson
    is personally tested
    and then sanitized."

    Now, close your eyes and repeat
    out loud five times,' I am so glad
    I do not work in the thermometer
    quality control department at
    Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
    THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
    WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
    PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

  • #2
    My wife used to work in a hospital, one of her old time favorite jokes:
    "How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
    The taste!"

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