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    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all
    his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
    In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
    having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back
    at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

    He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
    remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
    So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
    leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
    Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
    the barn.

    One day after her husband left, she searched the barn
    and found the mirror.
    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's
    the ugly b***h he's runnin' around with."

  • #2
    That's cute...
    and it explains half of my ex-wife's family!

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    • #3
      Unfortunately, I think I've met this family.

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      • #4
        Unfortunately, I think I've met this family.
        ETv2, I didn't realize you'd met my ex!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by tomsjeep
          ETv2, I didn't realize you'd met my ex!
          If you ever met some of the people where I grew up...

          There was a drunk that lived in a little shack by the creek that got mad at all of the flies on his ceiling that he started shooting them with a .22 pistol.

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          • #6
            There was a drunk that lived in a little shack by the creek
            Uncle Richard!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tomsjeep
              Uncle Richard!
              I didn't realize there were any backwoods, hick-types around Boston.

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              • #8
                I didn't realize there were any backwoods, hick-types around Boston.
                I'm from Arkansas originally.
                I grew up around people who spoke dialog straight out of William Faulkner!

                And my ex was from out in the hills.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tomsjeep
                  I'm from Arkansas originally.

                  Ahh, that explains it. Here's an appropriate smile for ya:

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                  • #10
                    Here's an appropriate smile for ya:
                    Nope.
                    That smile still has some teeffs!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tomsjeep
                      Nope.
                      That smile still has some teeffs!
                      You know, that's why we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia, cause anyplace else it would have been called the teeth brush.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by EvilTwin v2
                        Here's an appropriate smile for ya:
                        hey hey hey i resemble that remark!

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                        • #13
                          Just want to know were to get troll dip??

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                          • #14
                            Redneck friend-of-a-friend story: Drunk one nite, the guy walks out onto the upstairs deck of the house he built 12 years ago to take a leak, only...































                            he never built the deck!

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