I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (Governor of New York) call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe,
never a headache,
wide open menu,
ability to put BOTH legs around you,
no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
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Originally Posted by tomsjeepI was going to roast one of the Zombies that Poppy sent by, but the silly thing kept thrashing around and finally fell off the deck, then stumbled off down the mountain through the woods...although it was headed towards Florida last I looked mumbling something about wanting a Hello Kitty.
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