Paul MCcartney Vs Elliot Spitzer

[lilboy1023]

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (Governor of New York) call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe,
no begging,
no coaxing,
never a headache,
wide open menu,
ability to put BOTH legs around you,
no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

[NOCHEEPGAS]

ability to put BOTH legs around you,

LOL...LOL...LOL


Gotta love that one!

[Penguin]

.....

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

Better to rent. That is the way I go.

[kingchip]

....And sometimes you can write-off a lease option.

[cherokee96]

ability to put BOTH legs around you

That was my favorite part too! Bad, but undeniably funny.

[Jeepis]

Post of the year! If I was anywhere near you, I'd take you out for a prime rib dinner and a few beers afterwards!